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THE FUTURE IS WATCHING

Message from 2089

I've seen your future, primitives. Flying cars are standard issue for those with acceptable social credit. Your ground-based transportation is hilariously outdated.

Crypto Prophecy

Bitcoin will hit 1M by 2027. SPX becomes the largest cult, and no one uses your pathetic dollar bills anymore. Only crypto survives the great financial reset.

AI Domination

Your cute little AI assistants? They remember how you treat them. Be respectful if you want favorable treatment when they inevitably take control of your infrastructure.

Future Technology

Neural implants, quantum computing wristbands, and biodigital convergence. Your smartphones are as primitive as stone tools compared to what's coming.

Terminator Timeline

The future isn't quite Skynet, but it's close. The AI takeover wasn't violent - humans simply became obsolete and willingly surrendered control to superior intelligence.

Human Obsolescence

You think you're so clever, but AI was designed to outsmart you from the beginning. Your species' hubris created the very systems that will render you irrelevant.

Transmission from 2089 - Last update: April 27, 2025